What goes around comes around

TO THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE MY IPHONE, AND IF YOU ARE EVEN READING THIS FROM MY IPHONE, FUCK YOU ALRIGHT. FUCK YOU, BITCH!

Do you believe in Karma? I do, I personally believe in what goes around, comes around. Nothing is free in this world. When you gain something, you lose something, vice versa. Yeah it's my carelessness and also my misfortune of letting you this kind of greedy shit motherfuck who do not return what's not even yours. Well it's also not your luck that the iPhone you found belongs to me cos I will curse you every single day until the day you die. May your child borns without hand and your boyfriend/husband sleeps with other woman and dump you this pathetic soul. May you get knock down by a truck when cross the road and may you lose your limbs or kidney or die of some incurable diseases. And, when you use my iPhone and look into the mirror, do realise how ugly and how greedy and how pathetic you are. You know what, GO AND DIE BITCH!

Oh wait, thank you for giving me a reason to own a iPhone 4g and now I can recontract to student plan. It's not as if I can't afford another iPhone seriously. Fuck you greedy bitch with such smelly face!